Horror Online Dating Stories
Tell us your about “first date horror stories”?
I’ve heard many first date stories that are just plain scary; mostly from online dating, though yours don’t have to be. I’ve heard of stuff like their date being 20-30 lbs heavier than their picture, as well as their dates being men when they were expecting women. I’m sure not everyone has experienced first dates as bad as these, but let us know anyways.
Jdog – good story.
Okay so mine was a second date, but hilariously bad. I learned from that point on that I was just not interested in Drama chicks.
Okay let us go back through the eons to the land before time…
I was in Middle School and went to the 8th Grade Graduation Dance with this Girl named Charlotte. We got along really well in History class and she asked me out on a Date. I was old school, but thought okay sure why not. We go on a first date and it did not go great, but not bad. We then decide to go to the Dance. She more begged me to go. I told her I did not Dance. At the time I did not feel comfortable doing so. She told me that it was okay if I did not Dance. I was confused as the name of the event included the term “Dance”, but she said that it did not matter. Their were other things to do at the dance and it would be fun. First time I learned that women lie to you and themeselves about the weirdest crap.
So we go to the Dance and hang out with friends. After 30 minutes there she asks “Wanna Dance?”
My response “..uhhh… well I thought we had talked about this. I don’t dance.. soo… No I don’t.”
“But we are at the Dance. Come on I am sure you will be fine. Lets just Dance.”.
“Charlotte I told you when you asked that I do not Dance. You said it was fine that I didn’t so here I am. I do not want to dance.”
“oh come one. I really want to Dance with you!” at which point she drags me out to the dance floor and starts dancing. I am staring at her incredulously with a WTF look on my face.
“Charlotte I am done with this. I am going to go do something else.”
I then leave her at the Dance floor looking rather sad, but not feeling bad in the least because I had told her upfront how I felt and Fck That! I then go and start hanging out with a friend. She storms over and tells me that I am being selfish for not Dancing with her. I again calmly tell her that she told me it would be okay if I came and did not Dance. I replayed the events for her as they happened before coming and told her I would not Dance with her just because she felt like I should. She then call me an a$$hole and stormed off.
My friend proceeds to laugh and my now uncomfortable position. Well he was laughing until 20 minutes later he and two other of my friends are asked to Dance with her. This was a very obviouse attempt to make me Jealous and I was not biting. At which point he begs me to go Dance with her so that she will leave him alone. I laugh at this and say “Hell No!”
Later one of her friends comes over and tell me she is crying and all unhappy because I won’t dance with her. She tells me I am being a real prick and should just go Dance with her. I tell this friend what had happened before we had decided to come there and said I would not go dance with her. She then gets pissed at me and says I am being a selfish jerk. I should have known she would want to Dance by the faact she wanted to come and just shouldn’t have come if I didn’t want to dance. She then storms off.
Charlotte comes over 5 minutes later and tells me if I don’t Dance with her she is going to kick my a$$. I am doing the incredulous WTF look on my face again. First she is 4’11″ and I am easily 6′. Uh… then she halls off and punches me in the arm. It didn’t hurt, but it was sudden. I tell her to stop and then she starts trying to shove me and hit me. I basically held her back as she then started just swinging her arms at me. At the end of the night I leave despite her Dad being my ride home and just walk the 2 miles.
That was the worst date ever for me. The next day she asks why I wasn’t talking to her. She was obviously perplexed. She saw no reason for me not wanting to have anything to do with her speacial case of crazy.
I am now Married, Happy, and living with no Drama. There are non crazy women out there. You just have to be willing to put up with nothing less.
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